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oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:44:47 -0400

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:38:12 -0400

orgasmic-humor: wow breaking up with someone is really hard. good thing i’ll never have to worry...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:38:03 -0400

orgasmic-humor:

wow breaking up with someone is really hard.

good thing i’ll never have to worry about THAT

legendly: -keepsmiling: ghost-anus: drug-land: cotton candy...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:34:12 -0400

legendly:

-keepsmiling:

ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

Hello my birthday is in November

I NEED THIS

Want want WANT!

sugapieissofly: theresadiamondunderthedust: If you don’t like...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:33:41 -0400

sugapieissofly:

theresadiamondunderthedust:

If you don’t like this movie, you’ve never seen it or you’re lying.

thoughtfulsins: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:11:58 -0400

thoughtfulsins:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

This is true love.

nurgal: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: \(◕‿◕✿)/ :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ The length of a girls hair does not...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:04:43 -0400

nurgal:

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:44:25 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:41:08 -0400

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

ollivander: he really wanted my drink

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:39:55 -0400

ollivander:

he really wanted my drink

bradofarrell: Oh man, all these people are playing Animal...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:07:28 -0400

bradofarrell:

Oh man, all these people are playing Animal Crossing New Leaf and it’s their first Animal Crossing game ever and they’re totally missing out on some poignant story elements.

In each game you can talk to Sable every day and she’ll gradually open up to you and tell you more about her life.

When the Able Sisters were young their parents passed away. Mable was too young to understand the situation, and Labelle was older and frustrated and ran away to the big city leaving Sable to act as the sole parent to Mable. These events left Mable introverted and withdrawn. She works so hard because she had to take on the responsibility of raising Mable after their parents died and her big sister abandoned her.

In Animal Crossing City Folk, you can enter Gracie’s shop to buy high-end clothing and one of her employees is Labelle, the lost Able sister. Through a series of conversations with various characters you can trick Labelle into dropping her phoney proper accent and speaking in a more relaxed “country” accent. She opens up and talks about her past and her family. In New Leaf, Labelle has moved home. In the back of her shop you can see a newspaper clipping and a ribbon that used to be part of her old uniform.

If you consider that newspaper clipping compared to the backstory from the previous games it paints a sad picture. Labelle moved to the city to get away from her family but she fell on hard times and her family took her back. People who haven’t played the previous games don’t realize what a big deal it is to see those three sisters finally reunited in the same store!

In Wild World, Sable would get sad sometimes around January. If you talk to her consistently she’ll tell you this story about Tom Nook:

“Well, the first letter I got from him arrived at just around this time of year… The other day, before bed, I pulled that letter out… and just looked at it. Tee hee! It was adorable! Sure, the handwriting was a little messy, but… You could hear his determination in every word of that letter… Sweet, young Tom Nook… His call to arms, his ethos, was “Dreams before money!” He was so pure that people wondered if he’d survive this crazy old world. I did too. Every night before falling asleep, I would wish him… ‘Please keep Tom Nook’s pure spirit protected,” I’d whisper in the darkness. “Keep him safe from the apathy that breeds in the alleys of the big city…’

I don’t know why I’ve told you so much about Tom Nook and I… All those memories of our shared youth must bore you. Please forgive me.

[Tell Me More!]

…Ohh, OK, if you insist!

“The Tom Nook that left for the big city… He sent me letters quite frequently, actually. One day, I received a wooden box, not a letter. When I opened it, I was quite astonished!

[A ring?!]

Oh goodness, no! Are you kidding?! [NAME], I think you’ve been watching too many made-for-TV movies! …Ohh, I’m so sorry. Heh, I didn’t mean to snap. That just took me off guard.

No, inside the box, there was a pair of fancy, burnt-orange colored… scissors. Incredibly strong and sharp scissors! The finest scissors I’d ever laid eyes on. The enclosed letter said, “Happy birthday, Sable!” So…sweet… At the time, I was so busy that I’d even forgotten it was my birthday. To think Tom Nook had remembered it… I’m sure life was hard for Tom Nook in the city during that time… I know his job paid poorly, so for him to buy those scissors for me… When I think about it, it makes me so happy that I cry!

Oh really, [NAME]… You want to hear my memories again? I’m warning you, not all my memories are fond ones you know…

[Really?]

Well, we shared a lot of good times, Tom Nook and I. Before there was an observatory in dear old [TOWN NAME]… We used to climb up the roof when we wanted to look at the stars… Ohh, yes! We even made constellations together, I remember! I made one called the “Star Shirt.” Tom Nook’s looked like one of those old-time markets. He called it… “The Farmer’s Market Bargain Bin Constellation.” Ohh that takes me back…

[Nice story]

Yes, it is… Shortly after that, Tom Nook moved to the big city… Yes, he left to chase his dreams… When he returned to [TOWN NAME], he came back a totally different soul… I still believe that… if he had just clung to those sweet memories like I do… he would have shaken off the heartsickness of those city years… Memories can be sad, but they can also save you…”

There seems to be a general theme in the Able Sisters storyline of the city representing running away. The implication is that the fast lifestyle of the city can make you sick with ennui and that taking it easy in a small town is the cure. The Animal Crossing series, as a whole, is about not running.

The literal act of “running” is the only thing that the game ‘punishes’ you for doing - you’ll destroy flowers, scare away fish and bugs, and gradually tear away the grass. But the game still gives you the option to run, because it’s about choosing to slow down and enjoy the journey. It’s not about beginnings or endings, it’s about the calmness between those events. It’s sort of like the video game version of the Japanese concept of ma. Animal Crossing is a really beautiful thing and I’m so happy it exists.

'Cause I wanted my name in lights.: Please. Please.I am going to throw my computer if I see another post...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:22:19 -0400

'Cause I wanted my name in lights.: Please. Please.I am going to throw my computer if I see another post...:

asimplechoice:

Please. Please.
I am going to throw my computer if I see another post that romanticises mental illnesses.
We are not ‘tortured souls’, and we do not all have ‘great, poetic minds’ that are letting us ‘see the world for what it truly is’.
We have a chemical imbalance in our brains that makes it…

sofacity: um actually no, something is wrong with america’s education system………………

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:11:34 -0400

sofacity:

um actually no, something is wrong with america’s education system………………

he-was-the-bravest-man: I keep getting hit on by guys who are 22+ years olds who wanna fuck. Like...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:10:41 -0400

he-was-the-bravest-man:

I keep getting hit on by guys who are 22+ years olds who wanna fuck. Like come on now, I just turned 18. It ain’t happenin, buds.

steffstilinski: Read More

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:10:29 -0400

steffstilinski:

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peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:58:47 -0400

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: does the anime character with glasses thing Does that really...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:57:54 -0400

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:48:29 -0400

queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: i might have just downloaded sims...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:45:10 -0400

queendeanwinchester:

queendeanwinchester:

queendeanwinchester:

i might have just downloaded sims for the sole purpose of finally giving the winchesters a happy god damn life

so the house fucking burnt down with their elder inside

Guys please stop reblogging Mary’s ghost is haunting the boys it’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

leo-arcana: iamtonysexual: everybodygrabsomethingstable: w-for...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 09:52:50 -0400

Yellow Sign 1, 4 x 6 inches (Oil on wood panel)

Liquor, 8 x 12 inches (Oil on wood panel)

Oliver, 4 x 6 inches (Oil on wood panel)

87 Bay Street Autumn, 12 x 8 inches (Oil on wood panel)

2010 House II, 6 x 4 inches (Oil on wood panel)

leo-arcana:

iamtonysexual:

everybodygrabsomethingstable:

w-for-wumbo:

annimate:

abstraire:

Photo-realistic paitings by Mike Bayne

excuse me

i beg your fucking pardon, PAINTINGS?

no

excuse me

This Looks Like The Pornographé >.>

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

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orgasmic-humor: wow breaking up with someone is really hard. good thing i’ll never have to worry...

legendly: -keepsmiling: ghost-anus: drug-land: cotton candy...

sugapieissofly: theresadiamondunderthedust: If you don’t like...

thoughtfulsins: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered...

nurgal: ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ The length of a girls hair does not...

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

wankbankofamerica: reasons i tend to not talk people always interrupt me to tell another story...

ollivander: he really wanted my drink

bradofarrell: Oh man, all these people are playing Animal...

'Cause I wanted my name in lights.: Please. Please.I am going to throw my computer if I see another post...

sofacity: um actually no, something is wrong with america’s education system………………

he-was-the-bravest-man: I keep getting hit on by guys who are 22+ years olds who wanna fuck. Like...

steffstilinski: Read More

peachymints: For character development of course. I miss my OCs...

owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really...

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queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: queendeanwinchester: i might have just downloaded sims...

leo-arcana: iamtonysexual: everybodygrabsomethingstable: w-for...

nurgal: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: \(◕‿◕✿)/ :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧ The length of a girls hair does not...

owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: does the anime character with glasses thing Does that really...